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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a...
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I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
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Whenever there is a simple error that most laymen fall for, there is always...
Quote #13602
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
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In my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world...
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Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the...
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations; knaves, fools, and murderers there...
Quote #20735
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.