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Because the women are watching.
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Friends are born, not made.
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On a good day, I view the job of president as directing an orchestra....
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It’s better to do nothing with your money than something you don’t understand.
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When an idea exclusively occupies the mind, it is transformed into an actual physical...
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
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Jerry I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your...
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Present your religion to a little child, set him in the midst of those...
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When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.