Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #27532
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
Quote #27243
It just ain’t possible to explain some things. It’s interesting to wonder on them...
Quote #12675
See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and...
Quote #28717
Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
Quote #6498
Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. When change is absolute there...
Quote #26110
If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #13571
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #25113
Remember this, very little is needed to make a happy life.