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The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
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Any business arrangement that is not profitable to the other person will in the...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
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Go tell the Spartans, Passerby, That here, obedient to their laws, We lie.
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A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you...
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It is vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to...
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Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
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When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the...