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Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish...
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What I dream of is an art of balance.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Quote #19941
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to...
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If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time...
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I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #8406
In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
Quote #19086
The Soviet government is the most realistic regime in the world-no ideals.