Quote #1539
It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to...
Quote #12205
I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I...
Quote #24588
I try to do the right thing at the right time.They may just be...
Quote #12333
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
Quote #24871
General Grant had a simple, childlike recipe for meeting life … I am terribly...
Quote #21074
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Quote #14106
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with...
Quote #30932
God gave teeth He will give bread.
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #15721
There is this paradox in pride – it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents...