Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #4733
The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that...
Quote #16789
It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #4349
The company of just and righteous men is better than wealth and a rich...
Quote #34756
A person has three choices in life. You can swim against the tide and...
Quote #4088
I foresee the time when industry shall no longer denude the forests which require...
Quote #21691
Life must be lived as play.
Quote #4080
When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too...
Quote #239
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...