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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys...
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Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
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If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with...
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Our life is frittered away by detail. An honest man has hardly need to...
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A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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I will charge thee nothing but the promise that thee will help the next...
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Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...