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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
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When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to...
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Melpomene was a substantial girl, thick of bosom, ankle, and forearm, rosy of cheek,...
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Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
Quote #952
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
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Time cancels young pain.
Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Men are punished by their sins, not for them.
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Why be a man when you can be a success
Quote #18518
I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking...