Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #11178
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Quote #1499
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #30262
My ambition is to do a good job. I never plan anything. (running for...
Quote #2820
Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself;...
Quote #5560
Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.
Quote #31849
Counting is the religion of this generation it is its hope and its salvation.
Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #24680
Facts are stubborn things and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the...
Quote #28135
You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in...