Quote #2723
A dramatic critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #443
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on...
Quote #26838
When small men cast long shadows the sun is going down.
Quote #29493
The flower that follows the sun does so even on cloudy days.
Quote #16410
The trick is to make sure you don’t die waiting for prosperity to come.
Quote #32250
I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...
Quote #8615
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to...
Quote #32038
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found...
Quote #32593
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...