Quote #1979
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #3035
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...
Quote #32361
We more frequently fail to face the right problem than fail to solve the...
Quote #4157
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled...
Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #14425
We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks,...
Quote #6123
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be...
Quote #8470
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not...
Quote #23480
Many brave men lived before Agamemnon but all are overwhelmed in eternal night, unwept,...