Quote #4716
This hath not offended the king.
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #13226
Politicians are the same all over. they promise to build a bridge even where...
Quote #30821
Don’t make use of another’s mouth unless it has been lent to you.
Quote #34153
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And man can...
Quote #18587
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but...
Quote #25497
Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
Quote #30738
The price of being the best is having to be the best.
Quote #1881
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence,...