Quote #18325
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
Quote #34753
Despite everything I’ve achieved in my life, the culinary awards, the military commendations, the...
Quote #31948
Better limp all the way to heaven than not get there at all.
Quote #1221
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
Quote #6924
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
Quote #3288
Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.
Quote #33852
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #6934
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he...
Quote #15417
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Quote #20096
A father is a banker provided by nature.