Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #28442
A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see...
Quote #9630
No sadder proof can be given by man of his own littleness than disbelief...
Quote #4868
How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Quote #33650
A friend is, as it were, a second self.
Quote #31123
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
Quote #2270
I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.
Quote #8907
The only gift is a portion of thyself.
Quote #27093
Ideas are powerful things, requiring not a studious contemplation but an action, even if...