Quote #4896
Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future one.
Quote #28999
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Quote #15129
He is not great who is not greatly good.
Quote #11933
A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.
Quote #23941
Beware of over-great pleasure in being popular or even beloved.
Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #18087
Our lives are like a candle in the wind.
Quote #25630
It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of...
Quote #419
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...