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If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and...
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A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
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Goodbye cruel world.
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #16907
There is no beautifier of complexion, or form, or behavior, like the wish to...
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I love life…Yeah, I’m sad, but at the same time, I’m really happy that...
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One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives...
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Some books are undeservedly forgotten none are undeservedly remembered.
Quote #32682
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion… I myself prefer to...