Quote #33524
True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible.
Quote #11803
The world is my lobster.
Quote #28201
I remember one day I was at Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about...
Quote #27888
I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is...
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #9052
Why you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, and th...
Quote #59
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #21711
The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.
Quote #26760
You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To...