Quote #16102
When all is summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; his...
Quote #15290
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Quote #2112
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Quote #7372
The soul is the captain and ruler of the life of morals.
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #2297
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Quote #30317
If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to...
Quote #29963
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
Quote #17071
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...