Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #10006
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
Quote #20362
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #98
There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
Quote #21623
The American ideal is youth — handsome, empty youth.
Quote #14919
There are many roads to hate, but envy is the shortest of them all.
Quote #33034
Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need...
Quote #29363
It’s a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us...
Quote #30399
I’m like John Wayne. I only play good guys.
Quote #22234
We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it...