Quote #25038
I married beneath me. All women do.
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #32385
One who thinks by the inch and talks by the mile should be kicked...
Quote #2111
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #6356
When a man takes one step toward God, God takes more steps toward that...
Quote #29805
Things that are not at all, are never lost.
Quote #26462
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction for fiction is the creation of the...
Quote #4331
A second wifeis hateful to the children of the first;a viper is not more...
Quote #9175
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
Quote #34491
We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.