Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #27358
All’s fair in love and war.
Quote #2900
The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God...
Quote #21851
It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible,...
Quote #19274
My mother groan’d, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked,...
Quote #186
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #31704
If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him...
Quote #31641
When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.