Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #22635
By and large, I seem to have made more mistakes than any others of...
Quote #2307
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Quote #4267
The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness; who in the view...
Quote #6185
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Quote #16803
We don’t bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation...
Quote #1190
People call me feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat...
Quote #31748
A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy and nothing...