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It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an...
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I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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All truly wise thoughts have been thought already thousands of times but to make...
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Love is only half the illusion the lover, but not his love, is deceived.
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Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.
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Everyone is wise until he speaks.
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There is that maketh himself rich, yet hath nothing there is that maketh himself...
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A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
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The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced,...