Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #3294
Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.
Quote #4282
Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character...
Quote #19147
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #5460
Our children change us?whether they live or not.
Quote #33663
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...
Quote #10345
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
Quote #13478
All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin.
Quote #14040
I do not want to die. . . until I have faithfully made the...
Quote #23518
The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...