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If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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He that has done you a kindness will be more ready to do you...
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You can do anything that you wanna do. All you gotta do is to...
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‘These are days you’ll remember.’ If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,...
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A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
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Is it the Fourth?
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Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is...
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Hamlet Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel Polonius...
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There is such a thing as a man being too proud to fight; there...