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Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.
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After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
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Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing...
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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have...
Quote #2884
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
Quote #12986
Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
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Quote #9360
Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain...