Quote #28486
The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
Quote #29358
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #2256
We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.
Quote #2774
Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #17465
If we don’t know life, how can we know death
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #4739
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
Quote #21554
Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Quote #11976
Life, at best, is completely unpredictable.
Quote #5371
Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the...