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The worst sin – perhaps the only sin – passion can commit, is to...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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We create our lives a thought at a time. And sometimes, it comes down...
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I’ve been thinking about that old Zen conundrum what’s the sound of one hand...
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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
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Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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Man is asked to make of himself what he is supposed to become to...
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Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...