Quote #23422
Such truth as opposeth no man’s profit nor pleasure is to all men welcome.
Quote #28206
It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #18520
Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a...
Quote #27301
The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears...
Quote #15438
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
Quote #12629
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or...
Quote #32775
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
Quote #30222
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Quote #9006
To accomplish our destiny it is not enough to merely guard prudently against road...