Quote #3139
One should never know too precisely whom one has married.
Quote #13463
When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.
Quote #1131
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Quote #26085
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it....
Quote #24192
More and more I come to value charity and love of one’s fellow being...
Quote #23051
I know that every good and excellent thing in the world stands moment by...
Quote #23319
You know, it was only a generation ago that actors couldn’t be buried in...
Quote #6172
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #3108
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Quote #11561
The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you...