Quote #529
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Quote #23344
The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a...
Quote #2324
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #29225
Into this Universe, and Why not knowing Nor Whence, like Water, willy-nilly flowing And...
Quote #11084
My life is very crazy and busy, but I love it that way.
Quote #4116
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...
Quote #5581
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist...
Quote #20697
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
Quote #26683
Change is inevitable, growth is intentional.
Quote #2347
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.