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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small...
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If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
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The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is...
Quote #28335
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down We...
Quote #14924
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...
Quote #22232
Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Quote #6864
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not...
Quote #33699
I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
Quote #26068
I could be content that we might procreate, without conjunction, or that there were...