Quote #17795
Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
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Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
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If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
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The Joker Here we are, the perfect pair… Beauty and the Beast. Mind you,...
Quote #20836
Jesters do often prove prophets.
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A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil...
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I care for riches, to make gifts To friends, or lead a sick man...
Quote #2677
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
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Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of...
Quote #23998
Frank I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police...