Quote #2683
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
Quote #33149
They say that every snowflake is different. If that were true, how could the...
Quote #16006
But in modern war you will die like a dog for no good reason.
Quote #29
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Quote #23796
Great ideas originate in the muscles.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #29420
Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don’t even remember...
Quote #18075
Peter When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to...
Quote #10947
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
Quote #17819
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.