Quote #3161
As an anti-American, I thank you for your rotten article devoted to my person.
Quote #29130
A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
Quote #2105
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.
Quote #2269
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #28648
A man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he...
Quote #2731
…a man may be a patriot without risking his own life or sacrificing his...
Quote #20334
For many are called, but few are chosen.
Quote #32100
Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear...
Quote #5088
The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good...
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.