Quote #20260
A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
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I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
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So much of our time is preparation, so much is routine, and so much...
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We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are...
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The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
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If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
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Never let the odds keep you from pursuing What you know in your heart...
Quote #4191
Do not speak ill of the dead.