Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #25050
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #33031
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive,...
Quote #18564
I submit to you that if a man hasn’t discovered something he will die...
Quote #30005
A bad book about the love of God remains a bad book.
Quote #22034
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Quote #25644
When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are...
Quote #4972
Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,But I do love thee! and when I love...