Quote #5316
I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I...
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Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
Quote #17269
We hand folks over to God’s mercy, and show none ourselves.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #16834
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
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I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate...
Quote #10763
The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
Quote #19068
If you would know strength and patience, welcome the company of trees.
Quote #11611
No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding.
Quote #32553
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you...