Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #3502
Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.
Quote #30260
We protest against unjust criticism, but we accept unearned applause.
Quote #10800
Wine is bottled poetry.
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #30280
Democracy is good. I say this because other systems are worse.
Quote #28628
He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass.
Quote #25743
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
Quote #14653
Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends.
Quote #17123
Were we faultless, we would not derive such satisfaction from remarking the faults of...