Quote #2724
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she...
Quote #18178
Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it...
Quote #30597
Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.
Quote #17241
He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that...
Quote #26170
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #25123
Such as are your habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your...
Quote #6807
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Quote #3498
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Quote #695
Instant gratification takes too long.