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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
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Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
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Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry for anger resteth in the...
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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
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Character is what you are in the dark.
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take...