Quote #21801
I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
Quote #18274
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman...
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #11558
What will a child learn sooner than a song?
Quote #8696
It is foolish to wish for beauty. Sensible people never either desire it for...
Quote #814
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Quote #10974
What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.
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Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom...
Quote #18278
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.