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There’s a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew...
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The preservation of life seems to be rather a slogan than a genuine goal...
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I’ve made a couple of mistakes I’d like to do over.
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn’t poor,...
Quote #999
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
Quote #27311
And that’s the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle.
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives...