Quote #11902
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #15951
He who esteems trifles for themselves is a trifler; he who esteems them for...
Quote #8661
A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan...
Quote #31772
Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are...
Quote #13952
Truth has not special time of its own. Its hour is now — always...
Quote #391
The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.
Quote #15008
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
Quote #10495
There is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind.
Quote #6370
Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no...