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The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow,...
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I want a busy life, a just mind, and a timely death.
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...
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The stupidity of people comes from having an answer to everything. The wisdom of...
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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a...
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Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
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The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of...
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...