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When two quarrel, both are to blame.
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My candle burns at both endsIt will not last the night;But ah, my foes,...
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Discretion is the salt, and fancy the sugar of life the one preserves, the...
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The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
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… it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a...
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Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
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John Connor No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk....
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Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
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If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.