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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able...
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own...
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If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
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The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well.
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If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here...
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Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in...
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The one whose judgment counts most in your life is the one staring back...
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And all who told it added something new, And all who heard it made...