Quote #21579
There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do...
Quote #13581
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed...
Quote #25494
If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...
Quote #20055
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
Quote #7713
The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to...
Quote #19891
He who is calm disturbs neither himself nor others.
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #30631
It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if...
Quote #12331
Whatever thy hand findest to do, do it with all thy heart.