Quote #6171
Living hell is the best revenge.
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We have the best Congress money can buy.
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My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest...
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True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #34807
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and...
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More men are killed by overwork than the importance of the world justifies.
Quote #12687
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Quote #10382
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.